Web Cam For Writers

This post is wrong on so many levels.

I am sorry.

In advance.

Also, I blame you, my readers who agreed that Wippet from my Snippet sounded dirty and put ideas in my head in the comments section about webcams.

You know what happens when I get ideas.

I can't resist. Ok, here we go...

It's COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

(Read this in a sexy late-night-commercial voice-you know what I'm talking about!)

Want to get up close and personal with your favorite writers? Want to see them....write?

Here at Frankie's Web Cam for Writers, we open the doors to the mysterious and tantalizing worlds of writers, doing what they do best! Procrastinating. Writing!

For just $39.95 a month you can get 24 hr access inside the office of Frankie Diane Mallis. Be inspired. Be amazed.

Want a free preview?

Frankie Diane Mallis: Hi...I'm working on my novel Rose Lily. Watch me type! Now I'm on twitter. I twitter about important things in life. Like my favorite quotes from Mean Girls. Ok back to my novel. Oooh look a sentence I don't like. I frown. Oooh look. A sentence I DO like. I smile. Watch my fingers on the key pad. Type, type, type. Now I am getting an idea for a plot point in book 4. Watch me write it on a notecard and stick it to my bulletin board for future reference. Now watch me type a brand new sentence. Very nice. Ok time for twitter!


But there's more! For just $49.95 a month you can have upgraded access to Frankie Diane Mallis' revision archive videos. Live the drama, experience the emotion.

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FDM: OMG, draft I hate you! HATE! HATE! HATE! Wait, no I mean I love you. I love you. Just stop being so difficult. What do you mean there's another adverb there? I thought I deleted them. Well don't tell Ninjadillo. Or Il Primo! Damnit plot why won't you fit in where I outlined you. NO! I outlined you first, you should fit. I. Outlined. You! Ok Frankie--stop all of this going with the flow crap, and...ok talking to yourself=bad sign. Oh no! More critiques have come in. I have to revise again! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Come here useless paragraph. I delete you!


And finally, for our gold customers who pay $59.95 a month, you get everything mentioned above AND... you get the super special upgrade not offered anywhere else. You get to see a Snippet from her Wippet!

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That's right, so act now! And if you're one of the first 100 customers to join Frankie's Webcams for Writers, she'll send you a page of her WIP...scented for free. Please indicate which Britney Spears scent you prefer in the order form.

Welcome to the world of writers!

FIN!

Ok I'm back....hehehe. So writing progress today....I am still stuck on somethings with chapter 16. So I decided to go back and totally fix up and perfect earlier chapters so they are ready for my gamma readers and also because I signed up for the NJ SCBWI mentoring program in January where you get to send in 30 pages of your WIP to be critiqued by an agent/editor and it's awesome. I went once before and it's a great conference and where I got my second invitation from a certain publishing house to submit my WIP when it's done.

So at this point I proclaim that I love chapter 1 and I'm totally done with it. I'm in the middle of working on chapter 2 again which had more things to rearrange. Hopefully by the end of this weekend I'll be back at chapter 16 and ready to move forward and have my WIP in the best shape of its life, bc...oh well the last time I checked it was December (EEK) and I said I'm submitting in December. So I'm working to meet my goal!!!

Also, one of my critique partners Kelly started a blog today! Yay Kelly! Go over and visit her and say hi!

Ok ya'll I got to get ready for my class!