Once upon a time Frankie was out shopping in da stores...in da malls of New Jersey, because sometimes she goes there, it's very close by. And upon her search for the perfect present for a perfect person (this part is true) she heard a voice call to her.
Frankie: You talking to me? (said in a Jersey accent)
*Frankie looks around the store for disembodied voice that calls* Where are you? I don't see you.
"Over here. No, over here. HERE! Frankie, follow my voice, nooo, turn around. I'm over ---I'm a freaking magnet, ok? LOOK at the magnet display why don't you!"
*Frankie looks* Oooooh! Magnadillo! What's up? How are you?
Magnadillo: Kind of stuck to this display thing. Totally bored. Can you get me out of here?
Frankie: Sure, of course. *grabs Magnadillo*
Magnadillo: Oh and take my brother too. We're twins.
Frankie: Right, gotcha. Any other Magnadillos on this display?
Magnadillo: Yeah, but don't buy us all, save some for others. Sheesh.
Frankie *smiling*: K
So Frankie purchased Magnadillo and Magnadillo and went home and knew JUST who to send them too. Her two nanorevismoing blogger pals Shannon and Courtney! So she got back in her car with Magnadillo and Magnadillo's twin brother Magnadillo and went to the UPS store where they have mailed many a package for her before.
UPS Guy: Whatcha sending out today, Frankie?
Frankie: Armadillos :-)
So Frankie picked out the prettiest bubbliest bubble paper envelope ever, full of lots and lots of bubbles so Magnadillo and Magnadillo could have tons of fun popping them while en route---what do you mean those aren't for popping? and she sealed up Magnadillo and Magnadillo and left and waited to hear from Shannon and Courtney about their epic arrival.
That day never came!
Dun, dun, dun...
(From the news):
It has come to our attention that two traveling twin brother magnet armadillos have gone missing. They respond to the names Magnadillo and Magnadillo. Also they respond to magnetic surfaces like refrigerators. They are yay big and armadillo colored and look like Armadillos, only magnetic. Magnadilo was last seen in an envelope full of bubble wrap. It is believed that his bubbles may have been popped. Magnadillo was last seen in a similar envelope, sitting on top of the book Wings by Aprillyne Pike. It is also believed that his bubbles may have been popped or he simply fell alseep while reading. Both Magnadilos are
If you have any information regarding the wherabouts of these two Magnadillos, please let Il Primo know immediately!