You know me and you have been together for awhile. We've even traveled together--outside of the country! I mean, me and you going straight to Scotland when we'd barely been together for a week may have looked like we were moving fast to some, but I just knew in my heart that you were the one.
At least you were.
For about 2 years.
But lately, you've been sort of shirking by on your duties. You're not holding your charge like you're supposed. Heck, you're not EVEN charging like you're supposed to.
As in...not at all!
Now I was willing to blame other things. My battery. The lifespan of my lap top. The electricity. The plug!
But, I can no longer deny that YOU are my problem. YES YOU! And you know what? Having part of your cording stripped away to reveal the wires inside is NOT a good look for you. Maybe you were inspired by some of my own designer jeans with rips in them and trust me, I understand you want to be stylish, but seriously? Cords are not supposed to go for style. You can't pull off the ripped look.
It makes you look fat.
Ok, it doesn't, but I'm not happy with you and it seemed like the best insult I could muster.
Ok, how about this!
Your wires are showing. Yeah. Anyone can see. And trust me, you looked better when they were concealed.
And now don't blame me. I took perfectly good care of you.
Leave my back pack out of this. He's innocent. He just held you.
In the trunk of my car.
Whatever, my driving is awesome!
Yes, it is!
OK! You know what! The next time you think it's smart to lay across the floor where people can step on you or twist yourself up or whatever in the world it is you lap top adapter, power cord thingies do to try and look cool, I'm going to throw you in the trash...or recycle you...or whatever it is you do with cord things that don't work--you'll be gone so fast--you won't even KNOW what hit you.
And right now, Im looking into replacements. YEAH! I am!
So you sit there in your super perfect, specific position, because you won't work unless you're laying just so and I'm going to get myself a new cord.
Forget Scotland! It won't work!
No, I don't care about the memories or the good times. The good times are over. Put your wires away!
I mean it!
Power cord! It's over!!!!