Hey, Hubcap! What on earth are you doing on the road?
Hanging out? You thought you'd just hang out? On the road? WHY?
Ok, that curb came out of nowhere!
Yes, it can happen! Well obviously if you're just laying there instead of sitting on my tire like you should be.
How is this my fault? You're the one who flew off!
No, as your owner I definitely get to decide who's at fault here. This is totally fair.
Because I'm not the idiot lying on the road!!!
Ok you know what, Hubcap, if you want to be like this...
Don't you roll away from me!
That's it. We're going to the shop. And I am replacing you!